{"id":5462,"date":"2025-11-21T19:14:43","date_gmt":"2025-11-21T19:14:43","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/hollywoodjesus.com\/home\/?p=5462"},"modified":"2025-11-21T19:14:45","modified_gmt":"2025-11-21T19:14:45","slug":"keeper-2025","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/hollywoodjesus.com\/home\/keeper-2025\/","title":{"rendered":"KEEPER (2025) Fell Significantly Short of My Expectations."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"\">&#8220;<strong>Keeper<\/strong>&#8221; is a 2025 American folk horror film <strong>directed by Osgood Perkins<\/strong> and <strong>written by Nick Lepard<\/strong>. The <strong>film stars Tatiana Maslany, Rossif Sutherland, Birkett Turton, <\/strong>and <strong>Eden Weiss.<\/strong> It follows a couple spending their anniversary weekend at a secluded cabin in the woods, where strange occurrences unfold and the cabin&#8217;s dark secrets are revealed. Although I often find myself disagreeing with many critical reviews, I do agree in this case.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-embed-aspect-16-9 wp-has-aspect-ratio wp-block-embed is-type-video is-provider-youtube wp-block-embed-youtube\"><div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Keeper. If only you were dead. In theaters 11.14\" width=\"696\" height=\"392\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/cwpusY785l4?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe>\n<\/div><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">This film has received praise from several horror filmmakers and authors whom I admire. Curiously pondering the mixed reviews, I eagerly decided to watch it.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><strong>At times, the story is confusing<\/strong>, with a plot that feels lackluster and often unexplained. There are certainly moments of good editing and interesting elements, along with commendable acting. However, as is often the case, the film <strong>suffers from a lack of a compelling or thought-provoking plot<\/strong>, which ultimately left me disappointed and, frankly, bored with a horror movie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"719\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?fit=696%2C391&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5464\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=1024%2C575&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=768%2C431&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=748%2C420&amp;ssl=1 748w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=696%2C391&amp;ssl=1 696w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-04.jpg?resize=1068%2C600&amp;ssl=1 1068w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><strong>There are discussions worth having here,<\/strong> particularly around the questionable decisions made within a marriage, which raise doubts about issues like infidelity.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><strong>I appreciated the theme of honesty<\/strong> in what should be the most trusted of relationships, specifically between a husband and wife. The film explores how, when problems arise, the worst aspects of relationships or their absence can surface.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?fit=696%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5465\" style=\"width:838px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=747%2C420&amp;ssl=1 747w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=696%2C392&amp;ssl=1 696w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-03.jpg?resize=1068%2C601&amp;ssl=1 1068w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\"><strong>I wish the plot had been tighter and that the story wasn&#8217;t so confusing<\/strong>. I can understand why the film is receiving mostly negative reviews from critics. While I don\u2019t consider myself a critic, just a regular guy who enjoys good horror, &#8220;<strong>Keeper&#8221; fell significantly short of my expectations.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"\">Due to its lack of an engaging story or entertaining plot<strong>, I would rate &#8220;Keeper&#8221; a disappointing 4 out of 10.<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"1280\" height=\"720\" src=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?fit=696%2C392&amp;ssl=1\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-5466\" srcset=\"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?w=1280&amp;ssl=1 1280w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=300%2C169&amp;ssl=1 300w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=1024%2C576&amp;ssl=1 1024w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=768%2C432&amp;ssl=1 768w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=747%2C420&amp;ssl=1 747w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=150%2C84&amp;ssl=1 150w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=696%2C392&amp;ssl=1 696w, https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/hollywoodjesus.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/11\/Keeper2025-01.jpg?resize=1068%2C601&amp;ssl=1 1068w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 696px) 100vw, 696px\" \/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Mike Furches: &#8220;I don\u2019t consider myself a critic, just a regular guy who enjoys good horror, &#8220;Keeper&#8221; fell significantly short of my expectations.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":5463,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","om_disable_all_campaigns":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[16],"tags":[741,7619,7620,7632,7628,1958,7626,7622,7629,112,2584,7625,7627,7594,7617,7624,7631,5716,7621,7614,7623,1676,7616,7618,7615,7630,7633,7634],"class_list":{"0":"post-5462","1":"post","2":"type-post","3":"status-publish","4":"format-standard","5":"has-post-thumbnail","7":"category-movies","8":"tag-741","9":"tag-american-folk-horror-film","10":"tag-birkett-turton","11":"tag-commendable-acting","12":"tag-confusing-story","13":"tag-dark-secrets","14":"tag-disappointing-horror-movie","15":"tag-eden-weiss","16":"tag-good-editing","17":"tag-horror","18":"tag-horror-film","19":"tag-horror-filmmakers","20":"tag-husband-and-wife","21":"tag-infidelity","22":"tag-keeper","23":"tag-lackluster-plot","24":"tag-marriage-issues","25":"tag-mixed-reviews","26":"tag-nick-lepard","27":"tag-osgood-perkins","28":"tag-questionable-decisions","29":"tag-rossif-sutherland","30":"tag-secluded-cabin","31":"tag-strange-occurrences","32":"tag-tatiana-maslany","33":"tag-theme-of-honesty","34":"tag-trusted-relationships","35":"tag-worst-aspects-of-relationships"},"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.4 - 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